December 2009
29 posts
Well it may have to wait til April, but.. →
I’ve been in the bamboo forest that they get their shoots from. This is quite magical.
I dreamt of a place I’d never seen.
Star City, Russia, big and emptied...
– Someone from some random zine I apparently kept from 2004.
No matter what way we approach the work, it’s ostensibly in the hope of...
– Daniel Day-Lewis
So excited to see this one.
I’m comedy porn. That’s what I am. I am a comedy jambalaya. ...
– J.B. Smoove, in this week’s TONY
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
– If anyone out there is having a hard time explaining to his or her niece just how Santa does it on Christmas Eve, you can now lay out St. Nick’s entire business model (which includes eco-friendly transportation and employing Mrs. Claus and the internet as psychological evaluators to generate...
UH-OH.. HERE IT COMES.. THE SHAMELESS PLUG!
Only a few days remain before the judges make their official selection for those commercials that will be in the running to win Doritos’ Crash the Superbowl contest. Please go to their website and keep our video on the front page of the videos most viewed! And (more importantly) keep it circulating, and, if it’s chosen, don’t forget...
the calendar hung itself
At the end of every year, at the peak of every holiday season, the “Best Of” lists come streaming out of every person, publication, and podcast, and I am always left saying, “That was THIS year?” Then comes the creeping self-examination and guilt-riddled conclusion: that I haven’t followed through when I should have, haven’t nourished myself when I could have,...
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Sketchy Santas →
Not all of these are really apropos. Just because a kid is crying in a stranger’s lap doesn’t make said stranger sketchy. But there are a few.. I’ll let you use your discretion to determine which are truly questionable representatives of Father Christmas.
Thanks to a great party that I attended with the dashing Josh Ruben last night, I will have my own Sketchy Santa photograph...
I think he done good.
If your name suggests a country where bells
might have been used for...
– Lee-Young Li
I’m feeling the drain of plain.